Ciblintig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring tapir.

Ciblintig created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ciblintig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ciblintig, it will ignore you.

Ciblintig's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Ciblintig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must pray to Ciblintig five times a day.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.