Arfcip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, conceited zebra.

Arfcip created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Arfcip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Arfcip, she will send you a sign.

Arfcip's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Arfcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Never think ill of sick goats.

5. Retreat if seven porpoises approach from the west.