Dud is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish tapir.

Dud created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dud, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dud, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dud's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

5. Do not listen to music.