Ragbogyast is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, awesome chinchilla.

Ragbogyast created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbogyast, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ragbogyast, it will turn you into a goat.

Ragbogyast's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Ragbogyast's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Ragbogyast.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never run in the presence of gulls.

5. You must never eat spinach.