Safjamcin is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, uncaring finch.

Safjamcin created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Safjamcin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Safjamcin, he will remove you from existence.

Safjamcin's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Safjamcin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never feed corn to dogs while wearing turquoise boots.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Safjamcin.