Jadkapsat is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, amazing centipede.

Jadkapsat created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Jadkapsat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jadkapsat, he will turn you into a puffin.

Jadkapsat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Jadkapsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not kill porpoises.