Fabvidzod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable goose.

Fabvidzod created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabvidzod, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabvidzod, it will not invite you to parties.

Fabvidzod's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Fabvidzod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabvidzod.

2. You must love Fabvidzod.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect three silver sculptures of Fabvidzod on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about cell theory.