Sawsugzud is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous butterfly.

Sawsugzud created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawsugzud, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sawsugzud, he will turn you into a mouse.

Sawsugzud's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sawsugzud's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sawsugzud's priests.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Sawsugzud loves geese, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never eat bark.