Stighonhad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, boastful hippopotamus.

Stighonhad created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Stighonhad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stighonhad, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Stighonhad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Stighonhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Stighonhad.

5. Respect your elders.