Bimranbus is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful pigeon.

Bimranbus created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimranbus, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bimranbus, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bimranbus' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bimranbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Bimranbus loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Run away from fawn tapirs, for they are unholy.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Retreat if three ducks approach from the west.