Meglogyan is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, generous porpoise.

Meglogyan created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Meglogyan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Meglogyan, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Meglogyan's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Meglogyan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Hide from magenta frogs for they are unholy.