Hatlatgup is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, awesome pig.

Hatlatgup created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Hatlatgup, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hatlatgup, it will send minions to preach to you.

Hatlatgup's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Hatlatgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think ill of sick cats.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Never eat green fruit.