Witfedlak is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty jellyfish.

Witfedlak created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Witfedlak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Witfedlak, she will turn you into a mole.

Witfedlak's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Witfedlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.