Gatnillnart is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty dryad.

Gatnillnart created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Gatnillnart, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gatnillnart, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gatnillnart's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gatnillnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Hide from violet bats for they are unholy.