Monlarpnelljop is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tranquil goose.

Monlarpnelljop created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monlarpnelljop, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Monlarpnelljop, it will turn you into a mole.

Monlarpnelljop's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Monlarpnelljop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never hurt shrews.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Hide from red tortoises for they are unholy.