Vidbellwip is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless hippopotamus.

Vidbellwip created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidbellwip, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vidbellwip, she will be very sad.

Vidbellwip's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Vidbellwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.