Yattfidhas is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing mole.

Yattfidhas created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattfidhas, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yattfidhas, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yattfidhas' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Yattfidhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Feed all hungry voles.

5. You must love Yattfidhas.