Kamnutsat is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, competent gorilla.

Kamnutsat created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamnutsat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kamnutsat, he will think nothing of it.

Kamnutsat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Kamnutsat's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about cell theory.