Yikdumvonsaklog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, smart swan.

Yikdumvonsaklog created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikdumvonsaklog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikdumvonsaklog, he will come to you in dreams.

Yikdumvonsaklog's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Yikdumvonsaklog's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Never mention swans.