Gongovlab is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, prudent dog.

Gongovlab created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gongovlab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gongovlab, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gongovlab's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Gongovlab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Gongovlab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about whales.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never hurt sharks.