Minbegtinrowgod is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring slug.

Minbegtinrowgod created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minbegtinrowgod, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Minbegtinrowgod, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Minbegtinrowgod's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Minbegtinrowgod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Minbegtinrowgod.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Minbegtinrowgod.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not hurt whales.