Appnakwik Dissgepvidwik is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful wren.

Appnakwik Dissgepvidwik created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Appnakwik Dissgepvidwik, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Appnakwik Dissgepvidwik, it will remove you from existence.

Appnakwik Dissgepvidwik's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Appnakwik Dissgepvidwik's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think ill of sick badgers.