Nilrowyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, egotistical jellyfish.

Nilrowyarl created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilrowyarl, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nilrowyarl, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nilrowyarl's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Nilrowyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about swans.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Pray towards the north.