Ripnullvab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, bad-tempered squid.

Ripnullvab created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripnullvab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ripnullvab, she will turn you into a duck.

Ripnullvab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Ripnullvab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven seals approach from the west.

2. Ripnullvab loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat bark.

5. You must pray to Ripnullvab three times a day.