Jamjinwan is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, all-knowing aardvark.

Jamjinwan created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamjinwan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jamjinwan, he will destroy your home solar system.

Jamjinwan's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Jamjinwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Retreat if three manatees approach from the south.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Feed all hungry birds.