Sommabmat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, contented mongoose.

Sommabmat created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sommabmat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sommabmat, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sommabmat's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sommabmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head mauve.

2. Retreat if three eagles approach from the east.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not make images of living things.