Nuttbaphad Sawdibfoss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy clam.

Nuttbaphad Sawdibfoss created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbaphad Sawdibfoss, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nuttbaphad Sawdibfoss, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nuttbaphad Sawdibfoss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nuttbaphad Sawdibfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Horses are not to be trusted.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Hide if eight geese approach from the north.