Cubkinfat is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, resourceful sheep.

Cubkinfat created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Cubkinfat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cubkinfat, she will remove you from existence.

Cubkinfat's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cubkinfat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.