Jabgethin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient hippopotamus.

Jabgethin created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabgethin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jabgethin, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jabgethin's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Jabgethin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Always help sick seals.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.