Hivragflam is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid crow.

Hivragflam created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivragflam, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hivragflam, it will turn you into a goat.

Hivragflam's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hivragflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never run near seals.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.