Funbuthogwangabpodpin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous shrew.

Funbuthogwangabpodpin created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funbuthogwangabpodpin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Funbuthogwangabpodpin, he will cry a lot.

Funbuthogwangabpodpin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Funbuthogwangabpodpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Funbuthogwangabpodpin.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.