Tettidagfab is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent warg.

Tettidagfab created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettidagfab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tettidagfab, it will turn you into a goat.

Tettidagfab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Tettidagfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not take Tettidagfab's name in vain.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.