Femvoglitflag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate ferret.

Femvoglitflag created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Femvoglitflag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Femvoglitflag, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Femvoglitflag's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Femvoglitflag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snails.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about foxes.