Bigriggof is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, proud cat.

Bigriggof created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bigriggof, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bigriggof, he will laugh at you.

Bigriggof's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bigriggof's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bigriggof.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never paint your hands green.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.