Bumfidflowduss is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, ill-tempered manatee.

Bumfidflowduss created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumfidflowduss, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bumfidflowduss, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bumfidflowduss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bumfidflowduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Never talk about eagles.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.