Davbedkap is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, witty aardvark.

Davbedkap created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davbedkap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Davbedkap, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Davbedkap's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Davbedkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.