Gidnabman is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic faun.

Gidnabman created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Gidnabman, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gidnabman, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gidnabman's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gidnabman's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gidnabman.

5. Never look at nebulae.