Badhappod is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, capable zebra.

Badhappod created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badhappod, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Badhappod, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Badhappod's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Badhappod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. You must love Badhappod.

5. Do not take Badhappod's name in vain.