Citfagkap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-assured dingo.

Citfagkap created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Citfagkap, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Citfagkap, it will ignore you.

Citfagkap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Citfagkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bats.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Citfagkap must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.