Hivkinbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying fly.

Hivkinbeg created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivkinbeg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hivkinbeg, she will send minions to preach to you.

Hivkinbeg's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Hivkinbeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hivkinbeg three times a day.

2. Retreat if eight gulls approach from the north.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not take Hivkinbeg's name in vain.

5. Never wear stockings.