Cenmuthon is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, moody skunk.

Cenmuthon created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cenmuthon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cenmuthon, she will turn you into a puffin.

Cenmuthon's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cenmuthon's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat voles with great respect.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about gravity.