Gamkingid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish skunk.

Gamkingid created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamkingid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gamkingid, she will think nothing of it.

Gamkingid's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gamkingid's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always obey Gamkingid's priests.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gamkingid.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Never think about black holes.