Quillarpkab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful dragonfly.

Quillarpkab created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillarpkab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quillarpkab, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Quillarpkab's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Quillarpkab's Holy Commandments

1. Quillarpkab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not run in public.

5. You must love Quillarpkab.