Lunzimnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, impressive bee.

Lunzimnutt created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunzimnutt, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lunzimnutt, it will have a low opinion of you.

Lunzimnutt's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Lunzimnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Lunzimnutt must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. You must pray to Lunzimnutt five times a day.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.