Bepquagquag Viggamstrag Dosskiptif is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, strong dragon.

Bepquagquag Viggamstrag Dosskiptif created a top quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bepquagquag Viggamstrag Dosskiptif, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bepquagquag Viggamstrag Dosskiptif, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bepquagquag Viggamstrag Dosskiptif's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bepquagquag Viggamstrag Dosskiptif's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not take Bepquagquag Viggamstrag Dosskiptif's name in vain.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.