Baparmyar is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, strong dryad.

Baparmyar created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Baparmyar, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Baparmyar, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Baparmyar's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Baparmyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not take Baparmyar's name in vain.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not listen to music.