Vonkfabniljam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish sheep.

Vonkfabniljam created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkfabniljam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vonkfabniljam, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vonkfabniljam's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Vonkfabniljam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Vonkfabniljam must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Hide if six badgers approach from the east.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not eat beans.