Dobdabhon is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, all-knowing pig.

Dobdabhon created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobdabhon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dobdabhon, it will turn you into a rat.

Dobdabhon's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Dobdabhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not take Dobdabhon's name in vain.