Geppopripveenzagkapvagpib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful frog.

Geppopripveenzagkapvagpib created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geppopripveenzagkapvagpib, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Geppopripveenzagkapvagpib, she will come to you in dreams.

Geppopripveenzagkapvagpib's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Geppopripveenzagkapvagpib's Holy Commandments

1. Put Geppopripveenzagkapvagpib first in all things.

2. Run away from white nematodes, for they are unholy.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Pray towards the south.