Inglatzog is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, conceited bat.

Inglatzog created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Inglatzog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Inglatzog, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Inglatzog's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Inglatzog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Hide from yellow tortoises for they are unholy.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

5. Never sit in the presence of gulls.